Funny Christmas Cards

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Q: Trying to make funny Christmas card with my daughters pic on front, any ideas?


A: "elf yourself" Elf their pictures and put it on the front

Q: What does grandpa want for christmas?
I'm his granddaughter. I'm 13 years old. He love playing cards all day. But he has like 20 decks. He loves western cowboy movies and books but i don't know what books and movies he has. and what is a good present if you already have it? He also likes to fish, read comics, cookies, and random funny crap.

A: you might think about doing some of the things he likes with him and having someone take pictures of it. then you can put them all in a frame for him to have. Older people are more sentimental, so its not important how big and expensive the gifts are. He might even like a digital frame so that all the memories can rotate. Something like that.

Q: help me to write a christmas card please?
i like this boy i want to tell him that no matter what i will always love him and wait for him in a funny and romantic way but im really bad at writing soo please help me T HANK YOU

A: Dear ---- don't be surprised when santa kidnaps you. i asked for you for Christmas. and if he doesn't come, i'll still be here. merry christmas.

Q: Christmas card helpp please!!!?
i like this one boy i want to tell him that i will always wait for him in his x-mass card but i want to write it in a funny, cute & romantic way but imm reallly bad aat writing sooo pleasee helpp

A: That is really hard. ummm. As a little child waits for and anticipates Christmas Day I will always wait for you. hmmm. you like it?

Q: How do I tell my extended family and friends my daughter has autism?
I have told my close family and friends, but my extended family you don't see until Family renions or friends you don't talk to everyday. How do you tell them? When you meet them in the super market or etc. how do you say it, when is the right time? a christmas card? her birthday invitation. Sorry for being funny, but I struggle so much on how to hold the preception of her and our family, why we go through this tough time of adjusting with this diagnoses.

A: You may want to write a family newsletter explaining your daughter's diagnosis of Autism. Include her symptoms, what upsets her, and any skills you are working on with her. The pressure is on them to accept and learn about this. As the mother your hands are full and everyone needs to give you a break. You did not cause the Autism. In time you will be more comfortable with the diagnosis and friends' questions and attitudes. Have a couple of books on Autism ready in case someone wants to learn more. Tell them to google Autism and get a brainfull, there is so much out there. These are some tips that helped me when my daughter was diagnosed and began treatment. Best of luck to you and email if you need to.

Q: Christmas card?
I'm making this card for a girl I like and not sure what to write inside. I sorta want it to be funny and original. Any suggestions?

A: Beautiful eyes, gorgious smile- You got it goin' girl, Be mine for awhile. Merry Christmas with much love, and sign your name. Good luck

Q: do you ever recive a christmas card from someone you don't know.?
i have and it happens every year, gosh they now my name but i don't now them, and there is no address, funny isn't it. does it or has it happend to you.

A: Never In Fact I Have Never Received A Christmas Card Not Even From My Family Or Friends That Sucks, Right

Q: things to write in christmas card for grandma?!?!?!?
hello what are some sweet things that i can write for my g-ma? and also the funny ones as well... thanks! i'm 18...so i don't wanna write anything that's childish...

A: Grandma's LOVE details! I wrote my husbands grandma a short hand written letter and it meant the world to her, even though I just put in a few details about life and what we're up to! She will feel connected to you and feel like you want her to be involved in your life! Just give her a brief run down fo what you've been up to! :) It's awesome that you want her to be happy with what you write.

Q: Message In Christmas card letter....Tamil language ???
Would someone PLEASE translate it into English ? My Tamil born boyfriend thinks he is so funny doing this..He sent the following and laughs at me because I do not understand it. I am dying to figure it out, but no websites I can find to help. PLEASE someone out there ....HELP ??? Here it is: மழலைப் பருவத்தில் பார்த்து வியக்க குழந்தைப் பருவத்தில் ஓடி விளையாட காளைப் பருவத்தில் ஊர் சுற்ற வாலிபப் பருவத்தில் பேசி ரசிக்க முதிர்ந்த பின் அனுபவங்களைப் பகிர்ந்து கொள்ள ஒரு நட்பு... நட்புகள் ஆயிரம் இருந்தும் நட்பின் தேவை குறையவில்லை... தேவையின் போது தோள்களில் சாய நட்பு வேண்டும்... துன்பத்தின் ப Thank you and Happy New Year everyone...♥

A: Hey, It's just a sort of a celebration of being friends, and how even if you have many experiences of having friends you will still continue to need friendship :] mystery solved... Happy New Year

Q: ok folks a few xmas ones are these funny or not?
1) Santa's Outfit How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year. 2) Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale. 3) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. 4) Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for that hard-to-find person. 5) Christmas Pudding Charms Sterling silver Christmas charms to bring you good fortune. Potential choking hazard: do not use with food. 6) Curious Question Why does rain drop, but snow fall? 7) Christmas Joke Pizza Good King Wenceslas phoned for a pizza. The salesgirl asked him, 'Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?' 8) Denominations Maria went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.' What denomination?' asked the clerk. 'Oh! Good heavens! Have we come to this?' said Maria, 'Well give me 50 Methodist and 50 Church of England ones please.' 9) Christmas Shepherd One Christmas, Joe and Peter built a skating rink in the middle of a field. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side. 'Look at that, 'remarked Peter to Joe, 'That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!'

A: ha ha ha funny thanks for a laugh 10/10

Q: ARE THESE FUNNY?????? :):):) XOXO?
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?" She replies "I think you're the father of one of my children." His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful. "Holy sh*t," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my butt?" "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher. A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists. A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper covering his genitals. The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister?" The man said, "Nothing, it's just a bird, now go away!" The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep. Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excrutiating pain."Where the hell am I?" A doctor replied, "Someone called 9-1-1 and said you needed emergency help, so we rushed you right over." "Well, what the hell happened to me?" "We don't know, son.Do you remember anything unusual happening to you today?" The man said, "Well, there was a little girl bugging me just before I fell asleep." The doctor sent someone to the beach to see if the little girl was still there, and she was.The person said, "Do you know what happened to that man you saw here earlier?" "Well," the little girl said, "I started to play with that nice little bird that he had and the d*mn thing spit on me.So, I wrung its neck, broke its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"

A: the first one is pretty funny, the second one isn't really that funny, the third one is just disgusting

Q: What should I write on my BFF's Christmas Card?Also, do you think these are good gifts?
Well, PART of her present is my sisters old Juicy Couture sweats. Her favorite designer brand is Juicy but her mom would never let her get anything Juicy Couture. So, I know she'll love it. She's obsessed with Juicy. Anywayyyy, what should I write on the card that would kind of hint how special/what it is. Orrr, anything funny/cute you can think of, tell me that too. I want to have a card for both parts of her present. The next present is a Sephora Brand Scent Sampler: http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P224311 Tell me your opinion on these presents & any card ideas you have. Thanks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much. (:

A: The presents are nice, and a suggestion to put on the cards is about cool things you've experienced, and even mention some bad times and how they are over or something. Some phrases you can use: "You'll knock them boys out!" "This definitely matches your eyes!" "This will help cover your inner beast" (for the Sephora)

Q: Should i give him a christmas card?
this guy at work who is 25 but acts likes a 10 year old, iam 20, he was nice when he first started work then turned mean, then nice and last night at work was all i had to take from him, he blames me for things that arent my fault, he knew i was mad at him but he didnt even bother apologizing , instead he got mad at me since i ignored him and demanded for me to speak to him, he is afraid i am going to the managers about him ...funny he is the one who tells on me when i am the victim..but since its work and i have to act professional.. should i just get him a x-mas card to have less tensions at work? this guy was told not to talk to me and he just has to talk to me so if have to deal with him i will want less tensions

A: giving him a holiday card will not solve these problems. think about it, when have you ever been flattered or felt better about someone bc they gave you a holiday card? you need instead to polietly have a private conversation about these would related issues and tensions.

Q: What is something funny...?
that I can write in a Christmas card. It's for my older brother who is 23 years old.

A: Have a pic of Santa with a gun to an elf's head and the card could read how Santa is able to make all the presents free for Christmas. Or have and elf in a tree hung and burning and the card could say every year Santa makes an example out of one elf to show what will happen if the don't make the presents on time. Or have Santa fu cking miss Claus in the as s and the card could say would you like some Christmas fudge?

Q: what should i get for my brother for Christmas?
ok any thing my 16 year old brother wonts in video games, so ebery year i get him a gift card, well this year i wont to get him somthing differt and funny. but don't no what . so you got any ideas for me please. thanks jamie p.s i only have 10 to spend so keep that in mind

A: A cute christmas ornament? They're not very expensive. Something else like an etch-a-sketch that he'd like? Or a Lite Brite (I don't know how expensive those are anymore).